ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!

[Ian]

rinkworks.com/said/bulletins.shtml

I can't stop laughing! I came across this HILLAROUS site which is home to some very funny freudulainian slips! My favourite section is the church one, here are some of the best quotes:

o Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

o Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

o "There will be a baked bean supper next Sunday at 6:00 p.m. Music to follow."

Check out the rest of the site too! XD

[Sailor Seiza]

OMG THAT WAS HALARIOUSIE!

[Smuge]

my mother does similar things...although not as amusing it might make somebody giggle.

Location: The cabin of a very crowded economy jumbo 747 (anyone who has flown economy class will know that u practically sit in the lap if the person next to you, making this tale all the funnier)

My mother and i are busy settling into our seats awaiting take off, surrounded by people who are attempting to sdo the same. As everyone begins to get seated my mother shouts loudly to me..."you know i think im going to browse throught the in shite flopping before take off...."

Me: "I presume u mean in flight shopping mother"

many other passengers were shocked, especially those with children...honestly i cant take her anywhere....

[Ellethwen]

lawl I love this.

My favorite?

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

XD