Inside The Courtroom...

[Lemonachi]

So Lawyers you would assume have these flawless well put together cases ready to shock and awe the courtroom well... in some cases they did but not with their witty remarks.

Here are some actual quotations from courtroom records of what some witty Lawyers said. For more go here where the original text is. ;D.

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."

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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."

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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

[supremegoddess]

That's so funny, lol. You'd seriously think they'd be smarter than that, would you? ;D

[Silverstar]

Courtrooms are always like that!

[supremegoddess]

^Are you serious!?

[AmyAnn]

This is offensive to future lawyers (like me)...but it is damn funny

[Silverstar]

supremegoddess said:

^Are you serious!?

Well, maybe not always, but it can be pretty hillarious

[Kan'na]

That sounds an awful lot like something I said the other day..

Me: It's not funny to laugh at other people's jokes
My Stepdad: Um, yeah it is...

[Larry Laffer]

I wouldn't call those lawyers witty... just stupid!


Funny tho!