Post by Larry Laffer on Jun 3, 2007 3:17:32 GMT -5
A cute little girl, with blond pigtails walks into a pet shop, and ask the owner:
"Excwus me mistew, is this whewe you have lille bunnies?"
The man's heart melts and he get's down to his knees to be on the same level with the girl:
"Why yes, would you like a fwuffy lill whiwte one, or a cuwwly bwown one, or mawbe a cute lowevly blwack won?"
The girl smiles, and leans over whisper in the man's year:
"Fwankly misser, I dwon't twink my python gives a phuck!"
"Excwus me mistew, is this whewe you have lille bunnies?"
The man's heart melts and he get's down to his knees to be on the same level with the girl:
"Why yes, would you like a fwuffy lill whiwte one, or a cuwwly bwown one, or mawbe a cute lowevly blwack won?"
The girl smiles, and leans over whisper in the man's year:
"Fwankly misser, I dwon't twink my python gives a phuck!"
although I do not think I could stand her voice/accent for too long.
