Post by waves on Mar 29, 2007 20:56:31 GMT -5
I saw this joke somewhere, I don't quite remember where. I think it might have been on wikipedia under 'Freudian slip', but the point is, it's hilarious!
A man is standing in line at the ticket counter in his local airport when he suddenly notices that the female clerk at the ticket counter is extremely well endowed. Transfixed, he continues to stare at her chest while the line moves forward. Finally, he reaches the front of the counter. Upon being asked his destination, he asks the girl if he could please have two pickets to Titsburgh. Horrified at what he's just said out loud, he stammers his way through an apology, and hurries to catch his flight. All through the flight, he can think of nothing but what he said to the ticket clerk. The next day, he has to tell somebody what happened. He blurts out his story to one of his friends over lunch. "Can you believe I said two pickets to Titsburgh?" the man asks. "Sure," replies his friend. "It's called a 'Freudian Slip', I do them all the time. In fact, just the other day over coffee I meant to ask my wife to pass the sugar, and said instead: 'Damn it bitch, you ruined my life!" - clevered by Henny Youngman
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A man is standing in line at the ticket counter in his local airport when he suddenly notices that the female clerk at the ticket counter is extremely well endowed. Transfixed, he continues to stare at her chest while the line moves forward. Finally, he reaches the front of the counter. Upon being asked his destination, he asks the girl if he could please have two pickets to Titsburgh. Horrified at what he's just said out loud, he stammers his way through an apology, and hurries to catch his flight. All through the flight, he can think of nothing but what he said to the ticket clerk. The next day, he has to tell somebody what happened. He blurts out his story to one of his friends over lunch. "Can you believe I said two pickets to Titsburgh?" the man asks. "Sure," replies his friend. "It's called a 'Freudian Slip', I do them all the time. In fact, just the other day over coffee I meant to ask my wife to pass the sugar, and said instead: 'Damn it bitch, you ruined my life!" - clevered by Henny Youngman
;D
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