Post by Breeze on Mar 7, 2007 14:08:45 GMT -5
some of them are funny ;D, but some are really shocking 
found them on his HighnessGoogle actually Yahoo! search
Clicky click to get the jokes
Q. How long does it take the Sailor Senshi to change a light bulb?
A. One hour (sixty minutes) -- because:
1. It takes 5 minutes for Ami (Sailor Mercury) to analyze it with her computer.
2. Add 15 minutes for Minako (Sailor Venus) to go out and get another light bulb after she drops the first one.
3. Add 30 minutes waiting for the power to be restored, after Makoto (Sailor Jupiter) unintentionally zaps her thunder powers trying to install it.
4. Add 10 minutes for Usagi (Sailor Moon) and Rei (Sailor Mars) arguing over who's going to install it.
Then I think you should reply, "Well, maybe they should just call an electrician!" after reading this joke.
there are some YKYWTMSM there. like:
'Sailor Says' has changed the way that you live your life. You now:
1) Eat your vegetables every day.
2) Help your parents around the house... though you moved out 8 years ago.
3) Keep a positive self-opinion like Sailor V.
4) Plant a tree every time you see the environmental episodes.
5) Work as hard academically as physically so that you can be more like Sailor Mercury.
You're eating M&Ms and you associate each color with a different character from the show.
Yellow = Sailor Moon
Red = Sailor Mars
Blue = Sailor Mercury
Orange = Sailor Venus
Green = Sailor Jupiter
Brown = Tuxedo Mask - And once you're down to your last six, you eat them in the order that they died in "Day of Destiny"
enjoy your reading
found them on his Highness
Clicky click to get the jokes
Q. How long does it take the Sailor Senshi to change a light bulb?
A. One hour (sixty minutes) -- because:
1. It takes 5 minutes for Ami (Sailor Mercury) to analyze it with her computer.
2. Add 15 minutes for Minako (Sailor Venus) to go out and get another light bulb after she drops the first one.
3. Add 30 minutes waiting for the power to be restored, after Makoto (Sailor Jupiter) unintentionally zaps her thunder powers trying to install it.
4. Add 10 minutes for Usagi (Sailor Moon) and Rei (Sailor Mars) arguing over who's going to install it.
Then I think you should reply, "Well, maybe they should just call an electrician!" after reading this joke.
there are some YKYWTMSM there. like:
'Sailor Says' has changed the way that you live your life. You now:
1) Eat your vegetables every day.
2) Help your parents around the house... though you moved out 8 years ago.
3) Keep a positive self-opinion like Sailor V.
4) Plant a tree every time you see the environmental episodes.
5) Work as hard academically as physically so that you can be more like Sailor Mercury.
You're eating M&Ms and you associate each color with a different character from the show.
Yellow = Sailor Moon
Red = Sailor Mars
Blue = Sailor Mercury
Orange = Sailor Venus
Green = Sailor Jupiter
Brown = Tuxedo Mask - And once you're down to your last six, you eat them in the order that they died in "Day of Destiny"
enjoy your reading
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