(From Avenue Q)
Usagi: Finaly! I get to teach a lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relavent...Something modern...The internet! *singing* The internet is really really great.
Seiya: For porn!
Usagi: *singing* I've got a fast connection, so I don't have to waiiit!
Seiya: For porn!
Usagi: What? *singing* There's always some new site...
Seiya: For porn!
Usagi:I can browse all day and night!
Seiya: For Porn!
Usagi: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!
Seiya: Fooooorrrr Poooooorn!
Usagi: Seiya!
Seiya: The internet is for porn...The internet is for porn...Why do you think the net was born? Porn! Porn! Porn!
Usagi: Seiya...
Seiya: Hello Usagi!
Usagi: You are ruining my song!
Seiya: Oh sorry...Me no mean to...
Usagi: Well, would you mind being a little quiet so I could finish?
Seiya:...Okie dokie.
Usagi: Good! *sings* I'm glad we have this new technology...
Seiya: For Porn!-Oops!
Usagi:It gives us untold opertunities!
Seiya: For Porn! Oops, sorry...
Usagi: Right from your own desktop
Seiya: For..
Usagi: You can research, browse and shop
Seiya:...
Usagi: Untill you've had enough and you're ready to stop!
Seiya: FOR PORN!
Usagi: Seiya!
Seiya: The internet is for porn!
Usagi: Noooo!
Seiya: The internet is for porn!
Usagi: Seiya...
Seiya: Me up all night hugging me horn to porn porn porn!
Usagi: That's gross! You're a pervert!
Seiya: Ah...Sticks and stones, Usagi.
Usagi: No really...You're a Pervert! Normal people don't go home and look up porn on the internet!
Seiya:...Oh?
Usagi: What?
Seiya: YOU have NO idea! Ready normal people?
Taiki: Ready!
Kunzite: Ready!
Zoicite:Ready!
Mamoru:Ready!
Seiya: Lemme Hear it!
All except usagi: The internet is for porn!
Mamoru: Sorry Usagi!
All except Usagi: The internet is for porn!
Mamoru: I masturbate!
Seiya: All these guys unzip their flies to porn porn porn!
All except usagi: Porn...porn...
Usagi: Hold on a second!
Seiya: What?
Usagi: Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Zoicite, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
Zoicite: That's correct.
Usagi: And Kunzite, you buy things on Amazon dot com!
Kunzite: Sure.
Usagi: And Taiki, you keep selling your posessions on ebay!
Taiki: Yes I do!
Usagi: And Mamoru...You sent me that sweet online birthday card!
Mamoru: True.
Seiya: Oh but Usagi! What do you think he do after...Hmmmm?
Mamoru: Hehe....Yeah...
Usagi: Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!
All except usagi: The internet is for porn!
Usagi: Gross!
All except usagi: The internet is for porn!
Usagi: I hate porn!
Seiya: Grab your
and double click for porn!
All except usagi: Porn...Porn...
Usagi: I hate you men. I hate the internet!
All except usagi: Porn...Porn...
Usagi: I'm leaving!
All except usagi: The internet is for...Internet is for...Internet is for PORN! Yeah!
((LOL, this one is weirder, Supremegoddess. And I thought of this after hearing the song, lol))