From Pirates of the Caribbean:Doom Phantom: You will all remember this as the day that you almost caught the Doom Phantom!
From Full Metal Jacket:Minako as Private Joker: Usagi, if Rei finds us here spying on her, we'll be in a world of shit.
Usagi as Private Gomer Pyle: I am... in a world... of shit.
Queen Beryl as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute Zoicite; do you think I'm funny?
Zoicite as Private Gomer Pyle: Ma'am, no, Ma'am!
Queen Beryl: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Zoicite: Ma'am, yes, Ma'am.
Queen Beryl: Well any f*cking time sweetheart!
Zoicite: Ma'am, I'm trying, Ma'am.
Queen Beryl: Zoicite I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-f*cking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f*ck you!
Queen Beryl: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Zoicite: Ma'am, I can't help it, Ma'am.
Queen Beryl: Bullsh*t! Get on your knees scumbag.
Queen Beryl: Now choke yourself.
Queen Beryl: Goddamn it, with my hand numb nuts.
Queen Beryl: Don't pull my f*cking hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.
Queen Beryl: [choking Zoicite] Are you through grinning?
Zoicite: Ma'am, yes, Ma'am.
Queen Beryl: Bullsh*t, I can't hear you.
Zoicite: [Louder] Ma'am, yes, Ma'am.
Queen Beryl: Bullsh*t, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair.
Zoicite: MA'AM, YES, MA'AM!
Queen Beryl: That's enough; get on your feet. Zoicite you had best square your ass away and start sh*tting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f*ck you up.
Zoicite: Ma'am, yes, Ma'am.
From V for Vendetta:Tuxedo Mask as V: [Usagi pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Sailor Moon as Evey Hammond: Who are you?
Tuxedo Mask: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Sailor Moon: Well I can see that.
Tuxedo Mask: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation. I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Sailor Moon: Oh. Right.
Tuxedo Mask: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Tuxedo Mask: Ta-da! In manifestation, a humble theatrical trooper, cast temporarily as both martyr and malefactor by the turn-arounds of Fate. This template, no mere touch up of tinsel, is a trace of the masses' tongue, now thoughtless, terminated. However, this tenacious tragedy of a by-gone trouble stands memorably and has trothed to triumph over these mercenary and malevolent trash trailblazing transgressions and mandating the turbulently malicious and thirsty misdemeanor of free will.
[carves TM into poster on wall]
Tuxedo Mask: The only meditation is "a tooth for a tooth"; a tiff, held as a tribute, not in triviality, for the merit and truth of such shall one day make allowances for the mindful and the moral. Do you understand me, Sailor Moon?
[Sailor Moon giggles]
Tuxedo Mask: Truly, this medley of tautology trains off most magniloquently, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Tuxedo Mask.
Sailor Moon: Are you like a crazy person?
Tuxedo Mask: I am quite sure they will say so.
Finally, after painstakingly hard work, I have translated all those 'v' terms into 't' and 'm' terms.
I hope it all makes sense.
(And I would like to give a shout out to my trusty sidekick- Thesaurus Man, for tackling this metier with me. Without you, there would be no way.
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