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Post by sakura fubuki on Aug 24, 2006 11:47:55 GMT -5
Ok, I thought I'd put this into the Humor section since they ARE funny. So if you have a confession to make, this is the right place. And if you have a secret, you could tell us here.
Here's one of my confessions: I was so mad at my little sister (7 years old) that I threw something small at her and it caught her eye. She started crying and told mom about it but I denied it and everyone believed me. I'm so evil
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Post by shimanneke on Aug 24, 2006 12:32:46 GMT -5
lol thats what my sisters always did:P the last exams before the big break there was this french listening exam,my friend sat in the row before me and she asked the teacher whether that word was an adjest or substantif(?) and I wanted to help her but i said it waaay too loud,the teacher didnt know it was me (my friends did ) and she threatened to stop the test and I was soo freaking scared (my french has been going backwards these few years).Eventually we could continue,that teacher isnt so harsh (thank God!!)
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Post by sakura fubuki on Aug 24, 2006 14:43:28 GMT -5
OMG lol that's funny.
Here's another thing I got away with: In 8th grade I drew a you-know-what-boys-have-down-there (don't ask why, I don't know why I drew it) and the substitute caught me. He took the paper from me, looked at the picture and said: why are you drawing you-know-what in class? I said I didn't draw it, he said well who else could've drawn it? I said "Well that's drawn in pncil, I only have a pen." (I had hid the pencil under my shirt) and I said I found that paper on the floor. He SO believed me, so I didn't get in trouble. ~phew
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Post by mikarin on Aug 24, 2006 16:43:00 GMT -5
lol thats what my sisters always did:P the last exams before the big break there was this french listening exam,my friend sat in the row before me and she asked the teacher whether that word was an adjest or substantif(?) and I wanted to help her but i said it waaay too loud,the teacher didnt know it was me (my friends did ) and she threatened to stop the test and I was soo freaking scared (my french has been going backwards these few years).Eventually we could continue,that teacher isnt so harsh (thank God!!) Lol! The funniest things happen at school^^ My class hated our German lessons (compulsory) and our teacher was horrible. No one liked her because she used to give us tests every week on new verbs. If you got less than a certain percentage, you'd have to stay back at lunch and learn them. On a test day, I hadn't learned any of the new verbs, so I wrote most of the answers on my arm. I passed the test and the next week, I received a special award for passing all verb tests^^;; My teacher loved me and kept saying I was a "joy to teach"... Only my best friend knew what I did and she was laughing her arse off when I got the award! XD
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Post by saturnsoldier990 on Aug 24, 2006 21:35:23 GMT -5
Lol! This is fun!
In 5th grade I had math class in the Kid Care room- where kids whose parents work go after school. Therefore, there's games, pretzels, chips, and other stuff. EVERY DAY our math teacher, Mrs. Kelley, would take a Rice Krispies Treat (she was really fat). We would ask if we would have one, but she said no, only she could have one cause she was a teacher. Soooo...whenever we had a sub we would say it was 'Munchy Monday' or 'Tasty Tuesday' or 'Treat Thursday', etc. so we could get a Rice Krispies Treat. One time we almost got it, too!
And then there was the time we all switched names.... Man, we were so badass to subs in 5th grade. XD
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Post by shimanneke on Aug 25, 2006 6:33:17 GMT -5
lol thats what my sisters always did:P the last exams before the big break there was this french listening exam,my friend sat in the row before me and she asked the teacher whether that word was an adjest or substantif(?) and I wanted to help her but i said it waaay too loud,the teacher didnt know it was me (my friends did ) and she threatened to stop the test and I was soo freaking scared (my french has been going backwards these few years).Eventually we could continue,that teacher isnt so harsh (thank God!!) Lol! The funniest things happen at school^^ My class hated our German lessons (compulsory) and our teacher was horrible. No one liked her because she used to give us tests every week on new verbs. If you got less than a certain percentage, you'd have to stay back at lunch and learn them. On a test day, I hadn't learned any of the new verbs, so I wrote most of the answers on my arm. I passed the test and the next week, I received a special award for passing all verb tests^^;; My teacher loved me and kept saying I was a "joy to teach"... Only my best friend knew what I did and she was laughing her arse off when I got the award! XD our french teacher does a test every week too,but with vocabulary AND verbs.if you got less than the half on your berbs,sh'd give you verbs that you need to write ALL the conjugasions(?) and the translation of them.
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Post by mikarin on Aug 25, 2006 9:03:23 GMT -5
I went to three high schools (because of my father's job) and in every one of them, the languages teachers were generally horrible to us-lol. Now, they're complaining that not enough students in the UK are taking modern foreign languages as a subject I have another confession. I did something REALLY stupid and to this day, I still can't understand why I did it... I went to my friend's house party and I started chatting to a guy I'd never met before. I was only fifteen and he was already a university student, but we got on great. For some reason, he asked me if I wanted to run in the park outside and since I was pretty tipsy, I agreed to it. Don't ask o__O; Anyway, we started singing (yes, singing) and he kept saying something that I couldn't make out, but I just kept agreeing with him and the next thing I know, I'm drinking something else. I'm pretty sure it was alcohol but I'm not sure what it was (I was doing quite a bit of underage drinking that day >_>). My dad arrived to pick me up and when he saw the older teens, he asked if I had any alcohol. Obviously I had to lie to my dad or else face being grounded for the rest of my life^^; He still doesn't know... What made the guilt worse at the time was the fact that as a child, I was made to take an oath that I would never drink, take drugs or smoke. Now that I'm old enough to drink, I don't really care for the oath, but at the party, I felt bad for lying to my dad and for drinking underage with a complete stranger.
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Post by shimanneke on Aug 25, 2006 9:56:16 GMT -5
college guys + tipsy underaged girls + alone in a park = ?
be careful o.o
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Post by Tritogeneia on Aug 25, 2006 11:02:49 GMT -5
2 days ago my friend and me made plans to go for a cup of coffee yesterday at the mall since she had to go buy groceries for lunch. I planned to go to the library that morning to download Sailor Moon episodes, so I had to get up early. My plan WAS to get up at 7 AM, wash my hair, go to the library at 8:30 and be there till 11 or so, then head home and for coffee with her. I set my alarm clock but when it was time to get up I changed my mind about going and just stayed in bed. Around 10 the phone rang but I didn't feel like getting up so I didn't answer. Then my cell phone rang and it was my friend, but she just buzzed me. So I sent her a SMS and asked "What's up? I guess we are not going for the coffee then?". The phone rang again,I knew it was her and I didn't answer and then she sent me a SMS saying she needs to go to the store earlier. I SMSed her and bluntly lied that I am at the library and that I'll come to pick her up in half and hour. I stayed in bed for 20 more minutes, then I got up and went to pick her up. ;D Later she asked me what time did I get up and I lied again and said 8:30... I was just so ashamed to admit I slept till so late when I should have gotten up early.
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Post by shimanneke on Aug 25, 2006 11:35:12 GMT -5
yeah I always have that,5 more minutes...then you noticed its been 2 hours,or it was raining,or this or that.easy excuses
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Post by sakura fubuki on Aug 25, 2006 15:48:38 GMT -5
LOL hahaahahah ;D
I have this folder on my computer hidden somewhere (no one can find it even if you look for a long time) and it's FILLED with pictures of hot guys.....well singers to be exact LOL HAHAAAHAH
Also, I didn't really do this one but only 3 people know it so I thought I'd share with you what happened to me. When I was in Europe, my sister, my friend, and I were walking down a dead street. Out of the corner comes this guy who looked like he was zipping up his pants....or so I thought. It turns out he was zipping them DOWN and I swear on everything (you don't have to believe me) he showed us his *beep* and said something that I couldn't hear because we just RAN THE HELL out of there as fast as we could. I was so scared and I was only 8 years old!!!!!!!
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Post by The Queen on Aug 25, 2006 16:35:03 GMT -5
oh my gosh this is funny, and i am taking notes i am a teacher.
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Post by mikarin on Aug 26, 2006 9:28:55 GMT -5
Just remembered something else... I was slightly evil in high school and sixth form college (grade 12 & 13). I was always chosen to be a prefect in the schools and college I went to and I did abuse my powers a few times. I didn't make a habit of it or anything, but I didn't always fullfil my duties. Most of us used to pretend that we were prefects when it suited us and occasionally I took off my badge in order to get out of performing certain tasks^^; Some teachers know if you're a prefect even without your badge, but since I was often "the new girl", they never caught onto my acts of deception. So, there. I was evil.
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Post by The Queen on Aug 27, 2006 23:58:54 GMT -5
well i remember a time when i put buble gome on the hair of a girl i dint like. she always was mean to me so one day i jsut put this big ball of buble gome on her long hair, her mother cut her hair short, but hten i feel bad when she cry,
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Post by Tritogeneia on Aug 28, 2006 16:53:31 GMT -5
LOL, that's a good one silvereyesrose, you are so mean. LOL
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