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Post by KaYu on Dec 21, 2004 12:22:36 GMT -5
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: You wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: You're daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
Good: You're son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's you're best friend
Good: You're wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
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Post by anemosagkelos on Dec 21, 2004 12:31:56 GMT -5
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Post by KaYu on Dec 24, 2004 15:48:19 GMT -5
totally. so shocking.. it's funny
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Post by Jess-chan on Dec 29, 2004 14:39:05 GMT -5
It is funny lol
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Post by Betty Ann on Jan 3, 2005 20:33:08 GMT -5
haha! I love that  |
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Post by alexander on Jul 31, 2005 7:11:52 GMT -5
Yeah, I've read that in a book! It's funny...  |
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Post by saturnsoldier990 on Aug 12, 2005 14:23:09 GMT -5
Pretty funny!
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Post by sailorvbunny on Aug 17, 2005 22:12:38 GMT -5
Now I'm laughing my head off. I liked the first one best though, in a way, it made sense. And in another way, it didn't make sense, which for some reason made me think it was funny.
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Post by waves on Nov 8, 2006 22:25:08 GMT -5
That's pretty hilarious. Gosh, who makes these up!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 9, 2006 6:52:19 GMT -5
Cool. That's scary, but funny. ;D
Hmmm...
good: your car is brand new
bad: but someone other than you just took it out
ugly: it was your grandfather
good: your son has finally found a job
bad: in the ghettos
ugly: as a pimp
How are those?
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Post by Katze on Nov 9, 2006 12:24:33 GMT -5
Not really funny. o.o Good: You're eating a delicous meal. Bad: You got meat hanging in between your teeth. Ugly: You got your teeth hanging in the meal. |
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Post by Larry Laffer on Nov 9, 2006 14:22:59 GMT -5
Call me dumb and tell me spinky(that just sounds funny no need to tell me spinky or anything) but I don't get Katze's one... Good: I wanna post a good/bad/ugly joke Bad: I don't know any Ugly: I end up insulting someone and everybody hates me  Ok that's c  p but... |
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 9, 2006 16:29:40 GMT -5
Apparently is was a very good humourist and wirter who concoted these.
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Post by Larry Laffer on Nov 9, 2006 16:42:22 GMT -5
But the funny thing is I have the SAME things(translated) in a joke book somewhere around here.
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Post by Ellethwen on Nov 17, 2006 22:01:43 GMT -5
Hmm, let's ee what I can come up with...
*thinks*
Good: You got a new parrot
Bad: The parrot swears. A LOT.
Ugly: Your grandmother that lives with you cannot stand swearing, and would kill anybody who swore, parot or not
(^inspired by my parrot, Cali...who just flew around the room above my head when Jean opened the door 0.0)
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That's just shocking!
