Post by KaYu on Dec 18, 2004 1:20:01 GMT -5
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap themon the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push thewrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if theyknow what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. Aftera while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your daybeen?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, thenscream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like toplay.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, askthem if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergencyprocedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead andmuttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peeringinside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing thewall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce inhorror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the otherpassengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, thenannounce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce tothe other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
What my friend added:
27) Lay out a pillow and blanket and act like your asleep....not as funny..okay
28) Every time someone gets into the elevator say, "Can you give me a piggy back ride?"
29)Sing Christmas carols loudly. Oh..that's jsut annoying.
30)Wear a bag. That freaks people out. No really.
31) Dress like a clown and smile at everyone.
32)Act like your choking, only make it fake looking. 0.0...I have to try this one.
