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Post by KaYu on Dec 16, 2004 13:34:10 GMT -5
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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Post by Betty Ann on Dec 16, 2004 23:22:56 GMT -5
hahahahahaha!! Oh, that's hilarious!
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Post by KaYu on Dec 18, 2004 0:44:38 GMT -5
yeah i know. Can you imagine O.o
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Smuge
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Post by Smuge on Jul 9, 2006 10:49:49 GMT -5
Oh im telling that one to ma mates... nice one
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Smuge
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Post by Smuge on Jul 9, 2006 10:50:15 GMT -5
Oh im telling that one to ma mates... nice one
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Post by The Queen on Jul 9, 2006 20:02:20 GMT -5
ah that was so funny i will tell that joke to my husband
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Post by shimanneke on Aug 5, 2006 10:24:50 GMT -5
LOL!*laughs*
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Post by MakotoHime on Aug 6, 2006 9:06:59 GMT -5
ROFL, that is GREAT!
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Post by The Queen on Aug 26, 2006 23:26:43 GMT -5
my husband laugh a lot thanks.
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Post by sakura fubuki on Aug 27, 2006 20:20:45 GMT -5
LOl hahahahahhahah that was so funny
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Post by Ellethwen on Aug 27, 2006 20:39:13 GMT -5
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*dies laughing*
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Post by waves on Nov 8, 2006 21:25:13 GMT -5
Oh my! That was funny with a capital F.
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Post by silverflame on Nov 19, 2006 4:30:09 GMT -5
Lmfao!!! I told that one to Tom and he was snortin', it was funny!!!
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 19, 2006 5:37:28 GMT -5
I've heard this one before, but it's still a very good joke. <)
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Post by princesskitty on Nov 19, 2006 20:57:21 GMT -5
That was good. I will have to pass that along
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