Jake: Why don't they just put Marmaduke to sleep? - Helen - Your father thinks he picked up a parasite eating sushi. Daria - You mean the kind that drill through your intestines, twisting and turning and driving you slowly insane until they grow eight feet long and corkscrew out through your vital organs? Jake - Help me, Helen... before the madness sets in. Daria - Any further. Helen - Daria!