Larry Laffer
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Feb 9, 2010 15:57:53 GMT -5
Post by Larry Laffer on Feb 9, 2010 15:57:53 GMT -5
-They are currently developing a sixth season, Sailormoon T, and in it Usagi and Mamoru have sex on screen, and Mamoru reveals all to the screen. Michiru and Haruka make out, then have sex on screen. Setsuna and Mamoru hit it off and have sex, and Setsuna shows her stuff. She becomes pregnant and the baby, Meioh Epi-chan, and she becomes Sailorsun You mean that's just an unfounded rumor? . . . . . . . *wrist*
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ladylilith
Heart Crystal
Time paradox
Humans are so... fascinating.
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Feb 11, 2010 16:47:31 GMT -5
Post by ladylilith on Feb 11, 2010 16:47:31 GMT -5
XD I DON'T WANT another SM series: the naoko Takeuchi's manga is already finished, so please stop. It's a nice story and everything else would ruin it!
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Feb 12, 2010 1:27:26 GMT -5
Post by Princess Cosmos on Feb 12, 2010 1:27:26 GMT -5
More interesting rumors (credit also goes to eternalsailormoon.org), stuff in parentheses at the end of the rumor are my personal input, and again i just might feel like leaving caps lock on. I'm feeling bored waiting for the snow to fall, so i can have evidence that snow fell in florida.
-When the Moon Kingdom was invaded by Metallia, Queen Serenity used her Mystical Silver Crystal to seal Metallia into a golden crystal that hung off her castle which she sent to point D
-The S season is the retelling of the story in the Bible. Usagi is the virgin Mary. When she goes into Master Pharoah 90, what you don't see is Hotaru disappearing, Usagi getting pregnant, and then giving birth to her, which is why she's all weird looking at the end of that episode, and that's why she appears holding a baby. Hotaru is the Dark Messiah, as said throughout the series, just like in the Bible (THAT WAS THE FASTEST PREGNANCY IN THE WORLD THEN!)
-The Four Sisters aren't really sisters. They're brothers
-In Japan, because of nudity and violence, Sailormoon was considered hentai. DiC, since they liked the story of Sailormoon, cut out all of the hentai scenes and changed some dialogue so that the show could be watchable for American kids (JUST A SIDE NOTE, BUT NOWADAYS I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT NUDITY OR SOME NUDITY AND PROFANITY WOULD BE AN ISSUE ON TV)
-Sailor Pluto, along with the other Outer Scouts, use the talismans to control space (SO IF THAT'S TRUE, THEY COULDN'T STOP OR CONTROL GALAXIA, WHY?)
-In Sailor Stars, Sailor Galaxia and the Sailor Animates are searching for the golden scouts
-Seiya, Yaten & Taiki are Brothers, princes to Serena's Court. When Luna and Artemis found out that there were Brothers on the Sailor Scouts- they thought they had gone wacko. Yet they remembered Queen Serenity's story about 3 Brothers that would represent their world in Serena's Court. These 3 could Transform into Scouts of a Different Uniform- Sailor Starlights. Eventually, Serena would become part of their Team-STARLIGHT SAILOR MOON- and get to wear a modification of their Uniform. Now, I focus on me- Sailor StarFighter. I am Seiya, one of the Brothers. Using the STARLIGHT FIGHTER POWER ROD, I transform from a Human Male into Sailor StarFighter. Carrying great Power, I still need to learn how to command it- including my Starlight Battle Commands. You see me wearing the headset up TOP. Yaten is Sailor StarHealer, one of us who uses the Starlight Power to heal others of injuries. Taiki is Sailor StarMaker, one who can Restore using the Starlight Power. I use the Starlight Power to provide Defense Capacity to the Scouts- especially to my Brothers. You also see in the above pic Serena in the top Right Corner- that's her as STARLIGHT SAILOR MOON, one of the Original Sailors in a New Capacity (UMM...YES?)
-In the future, Chibi Usa is Moon Princess Serena
-SOS is the sole reason Sailormoon exists in the US (THE SAVE OUR SOLDIERS CAMPAIGN THAT HAS EVERYTHING WRONG, YEP THEM...)
-When Hotaru was a little girl her father was performing an experiment on makeing a link to an alternate dimensiontion, her father was nice enough to allow her to watch the test. Unfortunately once Tomoe had activated the experement, there was a giant explosion and this link to another dimension was sucessful. Hotaru's body was volated and taken over by another evil force. This evil force only emerges when it sees fit to give out orders, it has a dark voice which talks though Hotaru and transmits into speakers that Tomoe has setup for her (I don't exactly understand what the speakers are for). Hotaru's father Professor Tomoe wears glasses, and one of his lenses has a pagan symbol on it which the evil force has placed on him to keep control of him (VAULTED? OR VIOLATED? EITHER WAY..EWW..)
-After a Lunar Eclipse that happens once every one million years, Queen Beryl broke free from a seal that kept her locked in the "Dark Kingdom". Queen Beryl's band of evil consists of the main leader "Queen Metallia" and her four dark knights Jadeite, Nefiyte, Zoisite, and Kunzite. They immediately attacked the Moon Kingdom with a vengeance and killed everyone (UMM..WHAT?)
-Princess Serenity's mother, Queen Serenity called upon the power of the Empyream Silver Crystal to lock Queen Beryl away for another millennia. By doing this Queen Serenity also gathered up all the dead corpses left over from the attack including her doughtier and Prince Endymon. She then sends everyone far into the future to be reborn as human offspring with different families. Queen Serenity then died on the moon, her soal to now linger there for the rest of time to keep eye over Earth (DEAD CORPSES?)
-Raye and Hotaru had a thing for each other, Haruka in love with Ami, Hotaru, Setsuna, and ecpessialy Michurii. Another little group included: ChibiUsa, Hotaru, Chibi Chibi, and Michurii. Serina and Darien. Lita, and the three starlights. Luna, Diana, Artamis, Minerva, and Cupid were a little group. A while after that Chibi Usa and Chibi Chibi would fight over Darien (who had just dumped Serina) and Heilos; finally Chibi Usa got Heilos and Chibi Chibi got Darien. Raye dumped Hotaru for Setsuna. Haruka only saw Ami every first Thursday of the month and saw Michurii all the rest of the time. Serina then had Yaten. Hotaru had Lita. Starfighter and Starmaker (I forgot their names) were in love. And everyone got married exept Mina. She got tired of all the mussy stuff where she met a cute trillionare named Nathanel. Everyone became jeliuos of her. Raye put a red bow in her hain to look more like Mina. Haruka tried to grow her hair out to look like Mina. Serina tool her meatballs down cut her hair and changed her bangs to try to look like Mina. Everyone exept the boys tried to look like Mina. Mina and Nathanel have everything they could ever want including eachother and they lived happily ever after. But as for everyone else they ended up working at a car was for a $1.00 a day (.........*DYING OF LAUGHTER IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM*.................)
-There is a season called SH. The S stands for secretisem and the H stands for homasectual. It's where all the scouts have sex with each other but keep it a secret (THERES ANOTHER ONE FOR LARRY)
-The Sailor DD's appear at the end of Stars. There are four, and they're Rini's friends from the future. They are also the star seeds of Rini, Serena, Christine*Sailor Saturn* and Michelle*Sailor Neptune*. The first DD is Sailor StarlightChibiMoon. She's eight, the second youngest DD. She's the star seed of Rini, and very weak as a Scout. Her attacks are Pink Princess' Freezing Kiss, Pink Starlight Tiara and Starlight Tiara Stardust. Her fuku looks like Super Sailor ChibiMoon's, but she has this star pendant she uses to transform. She goes around as Usaka Michi and says 'Starlight Pink Crystal Power, Make-up' to transform. She's also Sailor StarlightEternalMoon's future daughter. The second DD is Sailor StarlightEternalMoon. She's 15, the second oldest of the DD's. She's the star seed of Serena, and the leader of the DD's. Her attacks are Starlight Moon Healing Kiss, Starlight Eternal Tiara and Star Eternal Revoulution. Her fuku looks like Eternal Sailor Moon's, only without the pink little puffy shoulder things and stuff. She goes around as Tskino Chibi and says 'Starlight Eternal Moon Power, Make-up' to transform. She's also the DD's princess, Princess Chibi Serenity, before the first three DD's found her. *They were searching for their princess to make the Eternal Star Scepter, which Sailor StarlightEternalMoon uses in her attacks* The third DD is Sailor StarlightChibiSaturn. She's four, and the youngest.. even though she's the most powerful. She's the star seed of Christine, basically her chibi form. Her attacks are Starlight Reborn Energy, Starlight Silence Glaive Wall and Starlight Saturn Energy. Her fuku looks like a cross between ChibiMoon's Super fuku and the manga Saturn Eternal fuku *without the petal shoulders or whatever*. She goes around as Kou Chibi Chibi and says 'Starlight Saturn Crystal Energy, Make-up' to transform. The fourth DD is Sailor StarlightNeptune. She 16, and the oldest. She's the star seed of Michelle. Her attacks are Starlight Submerge, Starlight Ocean Shaking and Star Neptune Revoulution. Her fuku looks like Neptune's, and kinda like a cross between Neptune's Super fuku and ChibiMoon's original. She goes around as Kaiou Ruru and says 'Starlight Neptune Power, Make-up' to transform (IT MIGHT MAKE FOR GOOD FANFIC...)
-Meiou Setsuna means "an instant kind of death (NEW!! INSTANT DEATH!! JUST OPEN THE POUCH, POUR IT OUT, ADD WATER AND YOU HAVE INSTANT DEATH!! BUY NOW! )
-Michiru and Haruka were abandoned by their parents. That is why they can only have enough money to live in the same apartment. Michiru and Haruka met each other in a orphanage shelter in the Juuban district of Tokyo (YEP, THATS HOW THEY HAVE THAT ABILITY TO LIVE IN SUCH A SWANKY APARTMENT)
-The meaning of SuperS is Super Squad
-Haruka is in love with Mamoru. She makes it so apparent, hanging with Michiru and all. When Mamoru is killed by Galaxia, he divides himself into three women, the Sailor Starlights to protect Usagi, and a 4th woman who is Kakyuu. But Kakyuu gets lost, and she is the key to make the 4 come back to become Mamoru so that's the reason why the Starlights are looking for Kakyuu
-Tuxedo Mask has split personalities. Tigers eye, Moonlite night, Sailor Moon, Endimoin, Aunty Beatrice and Mowmoru (WAIT, I THOUGHT HE WAS THE STARLIGHTS AND KAKYUU A LITTLE WHILE AGO)
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Larry Laffer
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Feb 13, 2010 4:49:20 GMT -5
Post by Larry Laffer on Feb 13, 2010 4:49:20 GMT -5
But "homasecutal" is not even a REAL WORD! *laughs head off* Also, to elaborate on the fifth rumor: Japan = country of public bathing and totally unperverted nudity in kiddy anime. The US = country where "shows with violence are okay as long as there's no nudity. Now GTFO and lemme watch mah Super Bowl".
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ladylilith
Heart Crystal
Time paradox
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Feb 22, 2010 15:44:12 GMT -5
Post by ladylilith on Feb 22, 2010 15:44:12 GMT -5
Wow! The Truth about Sailor Moon is that SM is actually an awful orgy of homosexuality, alchemy, massonic conspiracy, and why not, even a bit of jewish power! Oh I can't believe I never got it!
And the head of Chibiusa is clearly a subliminal message!
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Larry Laffer
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Feb 23, 2010 12:14:50 GMT -5
Post by Larry Laffer on Feb 23, 2010 12:14:50 GMT -5
Wow! The Truth about Sailor Moon is that SM is actually an awful orgy of homosexuality, alchemy, massonic conspiracy, and why not, even a bit of jewish power! Oh I can't believe I never got it! And the head of Chibiusa is clearly a subliminal message! You forgot zoophilia. Her name IS "Rabbit", after all! Oh and S&M. Because... yea.
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