Larry Laffer
Dream Mirror
l33t Smartass
I shall not BOW! EVER!
Posts: 6,625
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Post by Larry Laffer on Aug 27, 2007 8:47:44 GMT -5
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Post by Ellethwen on Aug 27, 2007 18:56:11 GMT -5
Haha, I heard about that.
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AkSaber
Senshi in Training
Posts: 11
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Post by AkSaber on Aug 30, 2007 15:51:21 GMT -5
Newspaper Headlines in 2035
* Plague of Spotted Owls Threaten Crops, Livestock in Northwestern US
* Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen
* Construction Begins On Grenada War Memorial In D.C.
* President "Bonecrusher" Jones to Face Chief Justice "Mad Dog" Ortega In Cage Match
* Baltimore Rams Defeat St. Louis Ravens
* Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants
* D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow
* Authentic Year 2000 Chad Sells For $6.9 Million at Sotheby's
* Nursing Home Lawsuit Case: Clinton Denies Candy Striper's Allegations
* Court Clears AOLTimeWarnerGE-DisneyCiscoFordRJR-NabiscoExxon-Mobil of Monopoly Charges
* 35-Year Study: Diet and Exercise are Key to Weight Loss
* Baby Conceived Naturally, Scientists Stumped
* Cancer Research Results In: It Wasn't the Cigarettes - It Was the Ashtrays
* George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
* Average height of NBA players now nine feet seven inches
* New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, baseball bats, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers be registered by January 2036
* White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)
* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
* Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.
* Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
* Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
* Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
* Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
* IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
* Cal Ripken Jr. Reduced to DH Role
* Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
* Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
* Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
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Post by Lunawisper on Aug 30, 2007 16:59:22 GMT -5
I was lying awake one night looking up at the stars going "Where the  is my roof?!" |
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supremegoddess
Heart Crystal
Messenger Girl
Where did everyone go??
Posts: 3,825
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Post by supremegoddess on Aug 31, 2007 8:30:19 GMT -5
^Haha, I like that one.
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