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Post by Renassaince Rose on Jun 20, 2007 10:02:30 GMT -5
Here are some excuses:: - I can't come to work today because I'm stalking my previous boss,who fired me for not showing up for work.
- The EPA has determined that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands. I'll have to arrange for helicoptor transportation.
- I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally,I shouldn't come back to work because my employee records may now contain false information.
Now you try
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Post by v-chan on Jun 20, 2007 12:46:12 GMT -5
I can't come to work because I was in a helicopter crash and am now a vegetable. ^^
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Post by Nephlite'sGirl09 on Jun 20, 2007 12:50:42 GMT -5
I can't come to work because my back hurts terribly.
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Post by Renassaince Rose on Jun 20, 2007 14:37:12 GMT -5
My dog ate my driver's license. And nobody likes me. I can't walk that far. No transportation method in place XD
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Post by v-chan on Jun 20, 2007 14:38:10 GMT -5
"I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!! I CAN'T WORK?!?!?!"
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Amy-Chan
Dream Mirror
Water is a thing that flows!
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Post by Amy-Chan on Jun 20, 2007 15:11:00 GMT -5
i can't come to work because i'm in bed and are't leaving it for the day
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Post by Ellethwen on Jun 21, 2007 11:13:49 GMT -5
I have a no homework excuse that I actually had to use once because it was true.
The parrot ate my homework. (Or presentation for work, or whatever. She's a destructive little bugger.)
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Post by Nephlite'sGirl09 on Jun 21, 2007 14:29:01 GMT -5
ROFL...these are sooo funny!
I had a terrble migraine. Someone broke the wondows on my car and I didn't want my co-workers to see it.
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Post by Ellethwen on Jun 21, 2007 17:41:52 GMT -5
I'm not coming to work because my home has been invaded by aliens from outer space.
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Post by Renassaince Rose on Jun 21, 2007 21:55:55 GMT -5
*On the phone* Boss::Why aren't you at work today? Me::Well,ummm....is this verizon? Boss::Uh,yeah. Me::You have the wrong number. Boss::No,I don't. I am your manager. You work at verizon. Me::Yeah I do...err I mean...you haven't given me a pay check. Boss::You haven't been here. Me::Oh. Well send it. Boss::I can't until you come to your job and work. Me::Work? You haven't paid me. Boss::I don't pay in advance. Me::Okay I'll go to work.
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supremegoddess
Heart Crystal
Messenger Girl
Where did everyone go??
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Post by supremegoddess on Jun 21, 2007 23:02:50 GMT -5
^That's a good one ^-^
I'm not going to work today because I'm a superhero! I have to fight for good, and preserve life on Earth, and you expect me to WORK?!
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Post by Nephlite'sGirl09 on Jun 22, 2007 8:55:51 GMT -5
XD!
I twisted my ankle and my doctor told me not to go anywhere.
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Post by Ellethwen on Jun 22, 2007 14:28:20 GMT -5
I refuse to come to work because I can.
I'm not coming to work because I might fall through a porch again. (That happened when my mom was a realtor.)
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Post by Renassaince Rose on Jun 23, 2007 15:33:24 GMT -5
*On the Phone*Part 2 Boss::You still haven't gone to work! Me::Yes I have. Didn't you see me? Boss:You can't fool people with a cardboard puppet that resembles you! Me::What? It doesn't resemble me at all. Errr I mean *coughs* I'm *cough* sick. Boss::You sounded fine just a second ago. Me::WHAT do you WANT from ME?! Boss::To GO to WORK. Do you WANT to get FIRED?! Me::Maybe. Boss::Fine. You're fired! Me::Where's my final paycheck? Boss::You never went to work in the first place! Me::Uh-huh! Yes I did. Didn't you see that carboard doll that looks like me? Boss::*hangs up* ~~The Next Day~~ Me::*working at mcdonalds* Hi can I take your order? Person::*whispers*and the pickles and the sauce and the pickles. And the pickles. And the pickles. Me::Okay... Obviously this woman wants pickles....
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Post by otakuartistgirl on Jun 25, 2007 11:56:57 GMT -5
*on the phone* "well, i was eating at chow yung's chinese restraunt and i was eating a wonton while i found a winning lottery ticket worth $ 17,000,000 inside. if you want part of it, i suggest you don't make me go to work for a week while i have fun without you." bwahaha! i'm evil
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