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Post by Nephlite'sGirl09 on Dec 14, 2006 15:44:33 GMT -5
More humour!
Queen Beryl:
Tell her that her lectures are boring.
Emerald:
Tell her she's ugly.
Nephlite:
Replace Leo The Lion with Royakan.
Tell him that his long hair makes him look like a girl.
Dye his hair blonde.
Put pancake batter in his hair.
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ladylilith
Heart Crystal
Time paradox
Humans are so... fascinating.
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Post by ladylilith on Dec 14, 2006 15:47:17 GMT -5
To Nehelenia: you're better when you're old, you know.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 14, 2006 16:50:53 GMT -5
Usagi:
- Tell her she's an idiot,
- Tell her that you have tons of food in the other room, but she can't eat ANY of it,
- or call her fat.
Tuxedo Kamen:
- Cram him into some iron armour - the type European knights wore in the Middle Ages - and tell him he looks like less of a dork in it than in that stupid tuxedo he usually wears.
Fish Eye:
- tell him that he really ought to find a woman,
- ask him about his lisp (if he has one in Japanese tounge),
- ask him if he wants to have a date with a really good-looking guy you know, then show him a picture an ugly old coot.
Any villian:
- Tell them that they are pathetic failures.
- Show them a picture of Count Olaf and tell them: "Though he is but a mortal man, he's ten times craftier and 100 times more evil than any of you."
- Compare them to Hitler, making them seem like slobbering idiots in comparison to him.
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Larry Laffer
Dream Mirror
l33t Smartass
I shall not BOW! EVER!
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Post by Larry Laffer on Dec 14, 2006 22:37:46 GMT -5
Usagi: - Tell her she's an idiot, - Tell her that you have tons of food in the other room, but she can't eat ANY of it, - or call her fat. Tuxedo Kamen: - Cram him into some iron armour - the type European knights wore in the Middle Ages - and tell him he looks like less of a dork in it than in that stupid tuxedo he usually wears. Fish Eye: - tell him that he really ought to find a woman, - ask him about his lisp (if he has one in Japanese tounge), - ask him if he wants to have a date with a really good-looking guy you know, then show him a picture an ugly old coot. Any villian: - Tell them that they are pathetic failures. - Show them a picture of Count Olaf and tell them: "Though he is but a mortal man, he's ten times craftier and 100 times more evil than any of you." - Compare them to Hitler, making them seem like slobbering idiots in comparison to him. You stole all my Ideas  |
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Post by Nephlite'sGirl09 on Dec 15, 2006 8:48:11 GMT -5
Nephlite:
Put itching powder in his boots.
Insult his female henchmen.(whoever they are in the show)
Spill pink lemonade on his throne.
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Post by saturnsoldier990 on Dec 15, 2006 10:39:37 GMT -5
Galaxia:
Steal her suit and die it...PINK!!!!
(Same goes for Nehellania's hair)
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Post by Breeze on Dec 15, 2006 14:42:49 GMT -5
Uranus: to have to wear a pink sailor suit (inspired from wavyz)
Usagi: to have her hair cut.
Mako: to say her that her cookies are just like Usagi's
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Post by Nephlite'sGirl09 on Dec 15, 2006 14:44:29 GMT -5
Nephlite:
Ask him why he has fried eggs on his uniform.(constantly)
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neopets1212
Senshi
You should try it sometime ;)
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Post by neopets1212 on Dec 24, 2006 18:07:53 GMT -5
heh heh i can insult any right now let me show you *calls out to darien*Hey wimp i herd your girlfriend dumped you cause you kept skweeling like a girl everytime a villian showed up!XD darien-"SHUT THE :-[UP YOU  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hahaha it's not nice to cuss at sweet little girls *sad puppy dog eyes* darien-"sweet?!" well at least i'm nicer than C.K. she'd cuss at you soo bad you'd go crying to your teddy bear.ha ha see. ;D |
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Post by Sei on Dec 25, 2006 0:46:12 GMT -5
Usagi - You're not a normal teenager, you're a fatass.
lol
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Post by Breeze on Dec 26, 2006 4:55:01 GMT -5
well... serena sure would get mad if someone would constantly ask her if she wants any carrots :]
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Post by Ian on Dec 26, 2006 20:35:40 GMT -5
pour spagitei sauce in usagi's hair ( l.o.l rei would LOVE that idea! ) meat ball head would realy suit her then!
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Post by Moonstar on Dec 27, 2006 1:35:01 GMT -5
- intentionally serve Usagi carrot and tell her that she can't leave the table till she eats them all.
-Tell Haruka that Seiya likes her
-Tell Michiru that her lipstick make her look trashy.
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Post by thereisnospoon on Dec 29, 2006 20:02:00 GMT -5
Haruka:
-You like men!
-Lookin' pretty hot there, sweet cheeks!
-Why do you hang out with that ugly chick who plays that weird guitar?
-Racing is overrated/Nice job racing, you hick!
-Your girlfriend is hot!
-You should really wear a skirt.
-You live in sin! Damn ye to Hell!
-Can I talk to Michiru... alone?
Hotaru:
-You're definitely emo, aren't you?
-Death is for stupid people. (Meh, I wanted something random)
-Got milk?
-Wow. No wonder why you have no friends.
-Is your dad an evil scientist bent on world domination?
-Let's play some FOOTBALL! You can be the quarterback.
-I LOVE LAMP! (More random stuff... based off of her hobby in the manga)
-Chibiusa is absolutely retarted. No doubt in my mind.
-Fireflies get PWNED by butterflies on a daily basis.
Chibiusa:
-Your mom is going to rule the world? I'm definitely leading the resistance.
-Can I eat your hair?
-I hate Hotaru. Really. I do.
-Brat.
-Dodo head.
-I kill rabbits just to watch them die.
-Hero of Time>Guardian of Time. Game over.
-Unicorns are t3h gh3y.
Mr. Tsukino:
-Your daughter is hot!
-I'd like to get to know Usagi better.
-Can I go out with Usagi?
-May I deflower your daughter?
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Post by thereisnospoon on Dec 29, 2006 20:03:33 GMT -5
Usagi - You're not a normal teenager, you're a fatass. LMAO! |
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