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Post by waves on Nov 16, 2006 19:30:41 GMT -5
lol people! The following were inspired from the battle.net chatroom Usagi: WTF? Rei: Warning, n00b alert! Mako: FO noob wel pwn u Ami:ROFL men! Luna: We'll ban your a*s so fast it'll make it spin! Haha, good one. Another blonde moment for Mercury. Usagi: Hey, Ami, who do you admire most? Ami: Isaac Newton. Usagi: Who's that? A science geek? Ami: No, he invented apple pie. ;D
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 17, 2006 3:34:11 GMT -5
Ami: Hey, anyone else wanna smoke a joint with me? Makoto (adressing the enemy): Ya drink bilge water, and yer mothers dress ya funny!
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Post by silverflame on Nov 17, 2006 4:09:29 GMT -5
Haruka:...MY GOD...look at Mamoru's ass...
Ami: Hold on, my thong's digging straight into my-
Luna: I'm a dog!
Makato: I sold my soul for a date with Usagi.
Usagi: I sold my soul for Queen Beryls hair.
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Post by The Doctor on Nov 17, 2006 11:58:29 GMT -5
Usagi: Betcha I can eat 50 eggs in an hour. Rei: No, you can't. Usagi: Yuhuh! I can eat anything! Rei: No one can eat 50 eggs in an hour. Usagi: I betcha $50! Rei:(pauses)... you're on!
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Minako: Oy! Mako-chan, how long has it been since you last showered?! Makoto: Umm... about a week... Everyone (mina-san): Eeeewww! Makoto: Well, what did you expect? I was working at a pig farm all week! Rei: Work? Hah! You were going at it with them pigs! I saw you takin' your knickers down in front of the road! Makoto: Yeah, well at least the farmer payed me well for the show. *pulls out a large wad of $1 and $5 bills*
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Post by silverflame on Nov 18, 2006 2:14:44 GMT -5
Usagi: Oh nooo!!! I'm early to school agggain!!!
Ami: Damn! I'm late AGAIN! What...how did this happen..OH NO...MY HOMWORK IS MISSING!!! -punches Minako- Minako: -sweatdrops and pushes up bra- This'll get me outta class.
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Post by waves on Nov 18, 2006 21:28:24 GMT -5
Ami: You know Darien, if you ever need some comforting, you know where to find me. *wink*
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Post by thereisnospoon on Nov 19, 2006 0:25:36 GMT -5
Usagi:(with a heavy Austrian accent) Living human tissue over metal endoskeleton.
Ami: Permit me the honor of the kill!
Minako:(piloting a giant bipedal robot) Usagi! Your blood will be the first to be spilt by this glorious new weapon. Consider it an honor... a gift from your best friend. Now, I'll show you! The power of the weapon that will lead us in the 21st century!
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Post by silverflame on Nov 19, 2006 4:24:17 GMT -5
Ami: Oh shut the -siren flashes- up.
[Blunt? xD]
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Post by waves on Nov 20, 2006 19:59:46 GMT -5
Haruka: Michiru, I don't know how to say this but- Michiru: Haruka, are you breaking up with me?! Haruka: I...well...err...we can still be cousins! (Hah, take that english dub! ) Neo-Queen Serenity: Darien, my dear, I'm going to be away for a few days. Can you manage? King Darien: Of course, Buns. Neo-Queen: Okay then, see you soon. *kisses him and leaves* Kind Darien: *rubs hands together* Hehe, just in time for the seven year itch! Chibiusa: I think it's about time I checked into an old folk's home.
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Larry Laffer
Dream Mirror
l33t Smartass
I shall not BOW! EVER!
Posts: 6,625
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Post by Larry Laffer on Nov 21, 2006 0:19:21 GMT -5
[Any Cardigan]: Thus because of the contract of living and dying I am forced, despite my good will, to try and atack you altough it will surelly lead to my end or just my mutilation
Sailor Moon: SAILOOO SAILO SAILO SAILO MOOOOOOON!!!!
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Post by Sei on Nov 21, 2006 16:02:22 GMT -5
Mamoru - Wat up shawty how you be. you be lookin' all good out there bustin dem caps all up in those youma's a-- Sailor Moon your the worlds champ, i knoo you see it! it's goin down. fo sho. Usagi - were breaking up....
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Post by silverflame on Nov 22, 2006 0:56:33 GMT -5
Chibi-usa: Usagi..what's the birds and the bees?....
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Larry Laffer
Dream Mirror
l33t Smartass
I shall not BOW! EVER!
Posts: 6,625
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Post by Larry Laffer on Nov 22, 2006 13:42:15 GMT -5
Chibi-usa: Usagi..what's the birds and the bees?.... Usagi: Here Mamoru and I will show you dear XXXXDDDDDDDD
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Post by Ellethwen on Nov 22, 2006 16:11:33 GMT -5
Chibi-usa: Usagi..what's the birds and the bees?.... Usagi: Here Mamoru and I will show you dear XXXXDDDDDDDD ... *dies laughing*
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moonbunny
Senshi in Training
The Ruler of the Bunnies
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Post by moonbunny on Nov 22, 2006 21:37:02 GMT -5
Wiseman: Who wants their fortune told?
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