What a Sailor Moon character would never say

[thereisnospoon]

Minako: Halt! Who dares enter mein lair, lair of MINKAO?

Usagi: 'Tis only I, Lord of All You See, thine humble servant Usagi. A request brought forth on behalf on thy people!

Minako: Is it as such? Dare say, continue.

Usagi: Promptly, however-- ack! 'Tis mein fortune and none other's!

Minako: 'Twas what?

Usagi: Yonder Moore coveted mein steed!

Minako: Ack! Hanus! A greater venom thoust could not have created!

Usagi: But lo, I am tired-- the cramps of my belly compel forth mein request of food and board.

Minako: Make it so, Number One... er, taketh all the food thy belly requires!

I have no idea where that came from. Just some mocking of Early English (mixed with some older English). Totally random.

[Smuge]

LOL not for the first time im kindof scared. the first two lines sound like the part form aladdin, with the cave of wonders lol

[shimanneke]

makoto said:

Usagi: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Usagi's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Usagi: Explain how!
Usagi's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Usagi: Woo-hoo!

it has Homer Simpson dripped all pver it xD

[numbmelody]

Special comic edition of "What a Sailor Moon Character Would Never Say."

www.deviantart.com/deviation/39102161/

[SeraFirefly]

numbmelody said:

Special comic edition of "What a Sailor Moon Character Would Never Say."

www.deviantart.com/deviation/39102161/

That's freaking hilarious! Definentally worthy of a karma point!

[The Doctor]

Haruka: Y'know... ... ...I think I have to hots for Mamoru-san.
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Ami: Well, this is ONE book I'll never read again.
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Rei: *kneels* Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee...
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Guybrush Threepwood: I'm Sailor Rubber Chicken, and in the name of LucasArts and justice, I'll keelhaul you!

^{Oh, wait, wrong thread...}

[ladylilith]

heropatrick said:

Guybrush Threepwood: I'm Sailor Rubber Chicken, and in the name of LucasArts and justice, I'll keelhaul you!

ahahahahahah XDD Guybrush Threepwood!! Monkey Island rocks XDDD

[The Doctor]

Minako: Go...in to the chapel, and we're... go...nna get ma-a-arried... (Chapel of Love)

[waves]

Luna: Who needs Sailor Moon, I can defend the Earth all by myself!

Minako: "Stop! in the name of love..before you break my heart..." (Diana Ross)

Usagi: Saving the world- phew! And I thought homework was tough!

Ami: "_______, you got me on my knees, ________, you got me begging please!" (Eric Clapton - Layla)

Makoto: I think I'll enroll in an anger management class.

Rei: Guys, I have something to tell you. I'm joining a nunery!

Mamoru: Why do I have to be Mr. Pink? (Reservoir Dogs)

Melvin: Yo, watch yourself, brother, or I'll bust a cap in yo ass!

[Larry Laffer]

Usagi(towards her daughter): Honey, I think it's time to talk about birth-control

Ami: Who cares about studying? Let's RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

Mamoru: I love Rei's grandpa XD

Rei's grandpa: I love Artemis.

[The Doctor]

Haruka or Michiru: I'm straight.

Usagi: Hey! I just had a good idea!

[Ian]

ok here it goes.

RINI: darrien touched me inaporiatly serena! SERENA: oh well you'll be fine,now keep it down im trying to study!


mina: *after some makes a joke* ohh i havent laughed that hard since i was a little BOY.

WISE MAN: animal crackers in my soup, monkeys and rabbits loop the loop , gosh oh gee but i have fun swoaling animals one by one

sailor pluto: when i grow up, i want to be a fire truck!

AMI: *reading a book* the...cow... says.....maa..mee...OH! MOOO! THE COW SAYS MOOO!

QUEEN BARYL: im a big kid now!

DARRIEN: ohhh is'nt melvin dreamy!

[Katze]

ian said:

sailor pluto: when i grow up, i want to be a fire truck!

That was a good one. =)

[Ian]

thanks!

[The Doctor]

sailor pluto: when i grow up, i want to be a fire truck!

wtf? I don't get it.

Ami: Hey, guys, I finally got a guy's phone number!

Chibi Usa: I love you Usagi!