30 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

[Broken Fairy]

1. Ask to push the buttons for the person, and push all the wrong ones.
2. Dress up like a clown, and when someone tries to push a button, say: "Are you the Birthday Boy?"
3. Move a desk into the elevator and when someone opens the doors, ask: "Do you have an appointment?"
4. Carry a purse, or briefcase, opening it about every ten seconds, asking, "Got enough air in there?"
5. Announce to everyone in the elevator that you have new socks on
6. Get REALLY close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
7. Put a closed box in one corner, then when someone gets on ask, "Do you hear something ticking?"
8. Shout "Group Hug!" then enforce it.
9. Ask if anyone wants to play hide and seek.
10. Purposely drop a pen or something, and when someone picks it up, scream "THAT'S MINE!!!" and swipe it from them.
11. Get a hand puppet, and (using the puppet) ask each person something, like...why are you frowning? or...who wants to play ring-around-the-rosie?
12. Have a boom-box or something, then go up to someone, and yell, "I challenge you to a dance-off!!"
13. Put on a black cloak, and when someone tries to get on, tell them..."I doth cometh for your soul..."
14. Put on a swimsuit, snorkel, flippers, water-wingies, a bathing cap, and an inner-tube, then ask someone on the elevator where the pool is. (works best if it's in a hospital, or a business building)
15. Suddenly collapse on the floor and yell, "Tell momma I love her!!" then close your eyes, and let your tongue hang out.
16. Stay very quiet, the walk up to someone, and MOOOOOOOOO.
17. Fall on the floor, beating your head, screaming, "Shut up-all of you! JUST SHUT UP!!!!!" (works best if it was dead silent before)
18. Go up to someone-make sure it's no one you know-(it's funnier if they're your gender) and ask, "Will you marry me?"
19. Dress all ratty, and sit in a corner, rattling a tin can, saying, "Spare change? Spare change for the poor?" (see how many women cry and how much money you get)
20. Begin screaming a heavy metal song, and start playing air guitar. (I've done this.. X3)
21. Post a note on the wall, saying "Those who dare enter this tomb shall be cursed for always and eternity" (did that too...)
23. Dress up in a cheap wizard costume, and ask someone, "Care to hear your fortune?" if they say yes, make up something like, you shall be rained on my chicken mushroom soup in several days...(my friend did that, and he got some weird looks...)
24. Dress up as a goth person, and get close to someone and say very slowly, "Each day we die a little more..."
25. Wear a stuffed fox or something around your neck, and make it talk.
26. Walk around and around the elevator, staring at nothing, and see how long it takes for someone to tell you to stop.
27. Sit on the floor, and pretend to be playing Pokemon or Yu Gi Oh with a friend who's helping you, and announce your card. Like..."Charmander! I choose you!" or..."Shadow tamer! GO!!!"
28. Ask someone where the elevator is
29. If someone is holding something shiney or sparkly, cry, "OOOO! SHINEY!! MY SHINEY-" then snatch it away from them.
30. sit on the floor, and try to build a fire. (make sure you don't actually start one, tho.)

Heehee!!! I found this somewhere...but I put all the things in parentheses.

[Haruka]

LOL. I wonder who sits down and comes up with all this?

I was surprised there wasn't one that said to mess up your hair and clothes to try and look like you just had sex in the elevator. That would be funny.

[Broken Fairy]

bwahah!

[aqua17]

ROFL. I'd laugh so hard if someone actually started a fire in the elevator (as long as no one got hurt). That'd be so funny.

[crescentmoondancer]

These are really good. I think I'll try some next time I'm in the mall.

[TotallyUsagi]

OMG! Those are so great! I especially love the "Where's the elevator" and the "Tell Momma I love her!" Those are so things that I do all the time. And I Moo at everyone lol, elevator or no. But it's fun to annoy people in elevators, especially if they're going to a really high floor, because they can't get off and walk away and ignore you. They have to stay in there with you the whole time just taking the annoyance MWAHAHA!

[The Queen]

yes i agree with totallyusagui this is great.

[demon]

brokenfairy said:

1. Ask to push the buttons for the person, and push all the wrong ones.
2. Dress up like a clown, and when someone tries to push a button, say: "Are you the Birthday Boy?"
3. Move a desk into the elevator and when someone opens the doors, ask: "Do you have an appointment?"
4. Carry a purse, or briefcase, opening it about every ten seconds, asking, "Got enough air in there?"
5. Announce to everyone in the elevator that you have new socks on
6. Get REALLY close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
7. Put a closed box in one corner, then when someone gets on ask, "Do you hear something ticking?"
8. Shout "Group Hug!" then enforce it.
9. Ask if anyone wants to play hide and seek.
10. Purposely drop a pen or something, and when someone picks it up, scream "THAT'S MINE!!!" and swipe it from them.
11. Get a hand puppet, and (using the puppet) ask each person something, like...why are you frowning? or...who wants to play ring-around-the-rosie?
12. Have a boom-box or something, then go up to someone, and yell, "I challenge you to a dance-off!!"
13. Put on a black cloak, and when someone tries to get on, tell them..."I doth cometh for your soul..."
14. Put on a swimsuit, snorkel, flippers, water-wingies, a bathing cap, and an inner-tube, then ask someone on the elevator where the pool is. (works best if it's in a hospital, or a business building)
15. Suddenly collapse on the floor and yell, "Tell momma I love her!!" then close your eyes, and let your tongue hang out.
16. Stay very quiet, the walk up to someone, and MOOOOOOOOO.
17. Fall on the floor, beating your head, screaming, "Shut up-all of you! JUST SHUT UP!!!!!" (works best if it was dead silent before)
18. Go up to someone-make sure it's no one you know-(it's funnier if they're your gender) and ask, "Will you marry me?"
19. Dress all ratty, and sit in a corner, rattling a tin can, saying, "Spare change? Spare change for the poor?" (see how many women cry and how much money you get)
20. Begin screaming a heavy metal song, and start playing air guitar. (I've done this.. X3)
21. Post a note on the wall, saying "Those who dare enter this tomb shall be cursed for always and eternity" (did that too...)
23. Dress up in a cheap wizard costume, and ask someone, "Care to hear your fortune?" if they say yes, make up something like, you shall be rained on my chicken mushroom soup in several days...(my friend did that, and he got some weird looks...)
24. Dress up as a goth person, and get close to someone and say very slowly, "Each day we die a little more..."
25. Wear a stuffed fox or something around your neck, and make it talk.
26. Walk around and around the elevator, staring at nothing, and see how long it takes for someone to tell you to stop.
27. Sit on the floor, and pretend to be playing Pokemon or Yu Gi Oh with a friend who's helping you, and announce your card. Like..."Charmander! I choose you!" or..."Shadow tamer! GO!!!"
28. Ask someone where the elevator is
29. If someone is holding something shiney or sparkly, cry, "OOOO! SHINEY!! MY SHINEY-" then snatch it away from them.
30. sit on the floor, and try to build a fire. (make sure you don't actually start one, tho.)

Heehee!!! I found this somewhere...but I put all the things in parentheses.

You should add one more which I have done in an elevator.

31. Mosh Pit in an Elevator. (Works best if the Elevator is full of people)

[FadeOut889Lift]

LMAO back in January of 2002 me and my best friend went to New York (we were 12 and 11) And we were taking an elevator up to the top of the Empire State Building. (its like a 4 minute ride. with at least 30 people) Anyway, she got cramed towards the back some how and I was up front. And I said "marco" and you could here her in the back go "polo" (we said this really loadly too) But sadly back then people werent in a great mood....We just got a LOT of weird looks (well, one person laughed but I think that was my mom) LMAO I recomend this. Its really funny

[Smuge]

Here's another.

Wait for someone to get in the elevator then start making noises like a race car and moving an imaginary stearing wheel.

Then when someone asks you what u are doing yell at them, "What are you doing in my Nascar?!"

Ive done this one, its a really good laugh as long as you manage to keep a straight face.

[The Queen]

i like that one makoto

[Katze]

What I once did:

Dress up in an grey robe, a big wizard hat with wide brim, take on a false beard and a wizard rod, and if someone tries to enter, say: "You cannot pass!"

[Okayadokari]

demon said:

You should add one more which I have done in an elevator.

31. Mosh Pit in an Elevator. (Works best if the Elevator is full of people)

I'll add another:

32. Pretend that you're busting to go to the toilet and start squirming closer and closer to the person next to you.

[rogue]

#7 might not be recommended, at least in the US. o.O It would surprise me if it didn't earn a person a trip to the police station. XD

[shimanneke]

*laughs* how do people come up with these stuff?!