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Post by saturnsoldier990 on Dec 16, 2006 16:10:45 GMT -5
LOL thanks ladylilith. I am the hell-bound infidel that doesn't believe in Star Wars.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 16, 2006 16:26:52 GMT -5
I am the heavensent individual who doesn't believe in Star Wars.
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Post by thereisnospoon on Dec 17, 2006 0:42:23 GMT -5
I am the heavensent individual who doesn't believe in Star Wars. But that's not a contradiction... Here's an example: I am a high priest that converts you to Star Wars by the lightsaber.
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Post by Larry Laffer on Dec 17, 2006 9:34:58 GMT -5
I am the blaster that wacks the high priest before he could convert either to Star Wars.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 17, 2006 18:27:08 GMT -5
Yes it is. It's very subtle, but it is a contradiction.
And I am the nuclear warhead that destroys all life forms within 100 miles of the area where any of this may have taken place.
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Post by thereisnospoon on Dec 17, 2006 20:57:31 GMT -5
Yes it is. It's very subtle, but it is a contradiction. But it's supposed to "undo" what the last person posted. Maybe I'm completely oblivious, but it just doesn't seem like a contradiction. I am the missile defense system that intercepts and destroys the nuclear warhead.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 18, 2006 7:20:54 GMT -5
I am the Soviet spy that (unnoticeably) deactivated the missile defence devce before it was ever used.
Well, ok, maybe it doesn't so much cancel out the first line but I'll explain it to you:
In essence, my contradiction is that just because I don't believe in Star Wars doesn't mean I'm hellbound.
Follow?
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Post by Larry Laffer on Dec 18, 2006 14:38:12 GMT -5
I am Laffer, Larry Laffer that shot the soviet spy in the name of "teh Game"
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Post by ladylilith on Dec 18, 2006 15:09:40 GMT -5
I am Lady Lilith who saves the soviet spy by using her body as a barrier, and blesses teh use of teh instead of the, because she was the first to do it XDDDDDDD
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Post by thereisnospoon on Dec 18, 2006 15:48:48 GMT -5
I see. It was probably a little too much on the subtle side.
I'm the English teacher who makes Lady Lilith stay after school to correct her spelling of "the", delaying her arrival to save the Soviet agent.
(Or another one: In Soviet Russia, agent saves YOU!!!)
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Post by ladylilith on Dec 18, 2006 16:24:52 GMT -5
XDDDahahah I am another Soviet Agent, who saves the other spy and runs away with him XDD
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Post by Larry Laffer on Dec 18, 2006 16:26:43 GMT -5
I am Sarge who melts the tan soviet agent Sarge, melt and tan are trademarks of Army Men inc.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 18, 2006 16:48:28 GMT -5
I am a U.S. worker from the corrupt company who manufactures "Army Men".I forgot to put a "Sarge" in one of the tubs.
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Post by Larry Laffer on Dec 18, 2006 16:49:35 GMT -5
I am I who tells Patrick to shove it because I was talking about the game ;D
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 18, 2006 17:18:04 GMT -5
I am a Briton who'll gladly leave your "army men" subject alone for 5 quid.
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