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Post by The Doctor on Dec 1, 2006 22:13:40 GMT -5
I am the constable who arrested the policeman for masquerading as a real police officer and making amockery of our reputation!
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Post by waves on Dec 2, 2006 0:04:08 GMT -5
I am the constable's wife who caught him cheating with the next door neighbour before he could receive his assignment.
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Post by Ellethwen on Dec 2, 2006 0:11:02 GMT -5
I am the dog of the next-door neighbor that distracted the wife of the next-door neighbor before the constable could cheat on his wife. (Wow, that was long.)
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Larry Laffer
Dream Mirror
l33t Smartass
I shall not BOW! EVER!
Posts: 6,625
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Post by Larry Laffer on Dec 2, 2006 6:03:51 GMT -5
I am the auto-pruning system that censored your post because I censure posts longer than 10 words(No I CAN post more than 10 words) XDDDD
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 2, 2006 10:55:48 GMT -5
I am Groundskeeper Willie, who smashed that new-fangled auto pruner with a sledgehammer and got down on his bare hands and knees and clipped Ellethwen's post by himself!
Ha, take that!
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Larry Laffer
Dream Mirror
l33t Smartass
I shall not BOW! EVER!
Posts: 6,625
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Post by Larry Laffer on Dec 2, 2006 12:07:14 GMT -5
I am the admin that banned the Groundskeeper Willies a*s so he couldn't smash the pruner
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 2, 2006 13:45:15 GMT -5
I am the god of thunder, Thor, who smashes the admin with his hammer of thunder and kills him.
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Post by startrekempress on Dec 2, 2006 16:34:26 GMT -5
I am Colonel Jack O'Neill, who destroyed Thor's hammer years ago (wow, I managed to work in my favorite show )
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Post by thereisnospoon on Dec 2, 2006 18:35:36 GMT -5
I am MacGyver, Jack O'Neill's doppelganger who knocked him out when he tried to destroy Thor's hammer.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 2, 2006 20:22:24 GMT -5
We are Patty and Selma, twin ugly smoking hags who have taken MacGyver captive for our viewing pleasure, hehehe...
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Larry Laffer
Dream Mirror
l33t Smartass
I shall not BOW! EVER!
Posts: 6,625
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Post by Larry Laffer on Dec 2, 2006 21:36:36 GMT -5
I am the mighty ERADICATOR that eradicated Patty and Selma yesterday
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 2, 2006 22:49:52 GMT -5
I am the engineer who destroyed the blueprints for an ERADICATOR before any such device was ever built.
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Post by saturnsoldier990 on Dec 2, 2006 23:33:24 GMT -5
I am the roll of tape that put the blueprints back together and also went over the engineer's mouth and hands.
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Post by thereisnospoon on Dec 2, 2006 23:46:39 GMT -5
I am the scissors that cut the tape before it could be used.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 3, 2006 3:27:57 GMT -5
Im am the rust that overcame the scissors and prevented them from cutting the tape.
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