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Post by MakotoHime on Jul 29, 2006 21:38:05 GMT -5
Granted, but negative energy seems to have found the way into them
I wish I could afford a new car
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 30, 2006 3:11:53 GMT -5
Granted. You own a piece of crap that has cracked windows, torn seat cushions, guzzles gas at 1/2 mile a gallon, and only goes 25mph maximum (so no highway driving).
I wish (as a Catholic) that Catholics and Orthodoxics would accept Jewish traditions and holdays into their faiths, and would rest on Saturday rather than Sunday.
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Post by MakotoHime on Jul 30, 2006 6:01:30 GMT -5
Granted, but now the muslims are pissed
I wish the dishwasher would get replaced
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Post by Okayadokari on Jul 30, 2006 7:18:19 GMT -5
Granted, you can have my old one that I bought 50 odd years ago. I wish someone could give me some karma.
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Post by MakotoHime on Jul 30, 2006 9:47:40 GMT -5
Granted, one person will give you karma, but 20 people will smite you
I wish that the drought in my state would be over
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Post by Timmy Nugget on Jul 30, 2006 12:09:29 GMT -5
Granted, but next year the drought will go on LONGER than ever.
I wish I could go to the moon.
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Post by saturnsoldier990 on Jul 30, 2006 13:18:22 GMT -5
Granted, but you'd have no air so you'd die after like a minute or so there.
I wish I didn't play piano.
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Post by thereisnospoon on Jul 30, 2006 16:33:44 GMT -5
Granted, but now you play musical chairs... FOREVER.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Post by The Doctor on Jul 30, 2006 20:18:26 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns out that previous to meeting you she had a sex change. I wish for... cookies...
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Post by thereisnospoon on Jul 30, 2006 20:24:35 GMT -5
Granted, but they WON'T be Chibi-Usa's cookies (you lose out!).
I wish all the members of this site could meet together for one day.
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Post by numbmelody on Jul 30, 2006 21:09:59 GMT -5
Granted, but no one will recognize each other.
I wish Lindsay Lohan wouldn't make so many movies.
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Post by thereisnospoon on Jul 30, 2006 23:42:22 GMT -5
Granted, but she'll just make more annoying songs.
I wish people would realize that most rappers are overrated.
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Post by numbmelody on Aug 1, 2006 23:42:42 GMT -5
Granted, but they will start to obsess over accordion players.
I wish I had a turkey sandwich.
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Post by thereisnospoon on Aug 1, 2006 23:51:12 GMT -5
(Accordion players? GO "WEIRD AL"!)
Granted, but it'll be a live turkey.
I wish that I could travel through time.
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Post by MakotoHime on Aug 2, 2006 0:59:30 GMT -5
Granted, you've been cast into the time corridor, to wander....FOREVER
I wish could be in Sailor Moon
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